headquarters (shade of 1940s Wonder Woman), while her earthquake machine lays waste too much of Hong Kong. Although the concept was a far cry from Marston's original idea, Sekowsky did supply some entertaining stories chock full of female-female catfights and a lot of sadistic action. During his run, Sekowsky also had Diana square off against a bitchy witch, Morgana, and a butch trio of S&M streetwoman called "Them." |
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The
first Wonder Woman telefilm, which aired on ABC in 1974,
combined both Marston's and Sekowsky's vision, and featured former
athlete Cathy lee Crosby as a specially endowed secret agent. Very
little from the Amazonian heritage. Wonder Woman's star-spangled
one-piece "bathing suit" was traded in for more traditional
uniform with stars on the sleeves. |
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The story line has WW trailing a spy named "Mr. Evil"
(a moniker as corny as "Egg Fu," if not more so), played
with usual suave assurance by Ricardo Montalban. The proceedings are
never more than dreary under prolific Vincent McEveety's pedestrian
direction, which misses some opportunities for outlandish excitement
provided by the script. Anitra Ford offers some sizzle as Wonder
Woman's archrival, and the other performances are adequate.
"Cathy Lee Crosby," wrote critic Robert L. Jerome,
"appears a bit green and ill at ease in a role which calls for
more pizzazz than poise. Yes, she can throw a javelin with skill, yet
she can't quite hurdle the banalities of a Saturday morning script
which goes from A to B in routine fashion." It didn't matter;
this Wonder Woman never went to series." |
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Still, ABC wasn't ready to give up. Maybe it would be a good idea to go
back to the basics. In
1975, they tried again with a telefilm so christened as to make it
clear -or utterly confusing- to everyone: The New, original Wonder
Woman. This second attempt was far superior to the first. |
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The
setting is the 1940s, and Wonder Woman is back in her red, white, and
blue bathing suit. As portrayed by voluptuous Lynda Carter, the
Amazin’ Amazon is a knockout, and Cloris Leachman makes fine, if
unexpected, Queen Hippolyte. The script sticks very closely to the
origin and concept of the super-heroine, although too much of it
borders dangerously on camp; the best scenes are the ones played
straight. An amusing sequence has Carter playing ‘bullets and
bracelets’ -knocking bullets aside with the metal bands on her
wrists, a carryover from the comic. There is also a creatively
executed fight sequence between Carter and Stella Stevens and a
hilarious scene featuring a little old lady with a submachine gun. Lyle
Waggoner is an okay Steve Trevor, and Leonard Horn’s direction is
more than adequate. Stanley Ralph Ross was the writer. |
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The telefilm's ratings were high enough to prompt a series, with
Carter and Waggoner retaining their roles. Stories still took place
back in the forties, although the period atmosphere was always
distinctly limited. Cartoon Nazis and cardboard characters were in
abundance, but the series wasn't much worse than others. Debra Winger
made a perfect "Wonder Girl" with her deep voice and forceful
manner. After two years, a ratings dip necessitated a move from ABC to
CBS -and into the present time. Now WW traveled the world to take on
cases of nuclear sabotage and other late-seventies concerns. The
programs lasted a year or two more. |
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Lyle Waggoner had been a second banana on the Carol Burnett Show
before taking the part of government agent, Steve Trevor (and later;
Steve Trevor, Jr.) on Wonder Woman. According to him, the statuesque,
gorgeous -if minimal talented- Lynda Carter had "the biggest
boobs in Hollywood." Waggoner thought, however, that the program
lost "all of its charm and humor" when it went from the
forties to the seventies. |
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The Wonder Woman comic plodded along throughout the seventies and
eighties. There were occasional spurs of interest -several 1982 issues
written by Roy Thomas and drawn by Gene Colan, for instance -but
basically the Amazin' Amazon was duller than Superman. DC had to do
something about the number-one heroine in the world, a character that
had been featured on the cover of Ms. magazine and which had
become a symbol of feminine strength and women's rights (Lyle Waggoner
notwithstandings). When Superman and Batman were
"streamlined" in the mid-eighties, it was decided to do the
same to Diana Prince. |
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The new Wonder Woman debuted in February 1987, and was written
by Greg Potter and George Perez, with artwork by Perez and Bruce
Patterson. The first tale is a complex and inspiring story that
presents the "birth" of Diana and casts the Amazons as the
lost souls of women wronged by man's "fear and ignorance."
Vivid sequences show how creepy Hercules betrays the women and rapes
and kills their queen, Hippolyte. A bow to the "old" Wonder
Woman has Diana being tested by playing "bullets and bracelets" (not referred to as such, however). Issue
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2 began a five-parter in which Wonder Woman saves the world from
the bloody machinations of the war god Ares. |
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A far cry from the ludicrous series of old, the new Wonder Woman shows
a rare intelligence and maturity (and has one of the most literate
"letters" pages in comics). The characterizations of the
supporting cast, both new and old, are excellent, and the stories
generally combine action with some other thought-provoking
aspect. Although the naïve and inexperienced WW seems inclined toward
men (a relationship with Superman went nowhere, however), the thorny
question of the Amazon's sexuality has been answered: some abstain,
some please themselves, and other have relationships with other
Amazons. Or as one of them puts it when questioned by a minister who
has visited Paradise Island in Wonder Woman # 38: "[Some have sworn themselves to Artemis, the virgin
hunter, and Athena, the chaste warrior. Other choose the way of
Narcissus, But most of us find satisfaction in each other -three
thousand years can be a long time, Reverend." ("Oh" said
the Minister)]. |
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You can bet when and if Hollywood gets around to making a major motion picture about Wonder Woman, this particular aspect -which is highly realistic for an al-woman society- won't make it past the cutting-room floor. Here is another example of how comic books can be more "adult" than their big screen counterparts. |